My Week in (Jean-Ralphio) Gifs

Monday: Worked a half day.
Everything was it's usual state of awful.
I've learned to be pleased with that. 

Tuesday: Arrived at work veeeery early for our office meeting.
It was canceled. No one told me.
Also, got the email to end all emails.
Internets are gone. 

Wednesday: I am so done without the internets.
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME???

Thursday: This needs to end.
I was yelled at by several clients today.
Sorry that large, freshly-incarcerated black men who are angry with me terrify me.
(Also, none of that is stereotyping. I have several clients who fit that EXACT description.)
And I didn't even have the internet to make me feel better.
Think back to how awful the end of my unemployed stage was.
I would rather be there again. 

Friday: Neither of my bosses had been to work in 3 days.
For no reason that we were aware of.
They took the internets, and left.
Are they hiding the internet in a far away location?
Are they holding the internet hostage in a scary cabin somewhere?
I need to get out of here.
I NEED TO RESCUE THE INTERNETS. 

Saturday: Work.
Missing bosses still managed to email every hour or so
about things that have gone wrong.
Maybe if they came to work fewer things would go wrong?
But what do I know.
I just need to bounce, ASAP.

My Week in (Scrubs) Gifs

This is a new thing I'm trying. 

When I can't think of what to blog, 

you get a recap of my week in gifs from my favorite shows. 

It will reveal to you my television preferences, 

as well as keep you updated on me, 

which I know is super important to most people. 

It also saves me from having to actually think about blog content, 

so I am a fan of this. 

Monday: woke up & realized that Groundhog weekend is actually over.
I would like to Groundhog Day that weekend over & over again.

Tuesday: I attempted to use my high school/college Spanish to help a client. Not at all successful.
Pretty sure he thinks he doesn't have to file his taxes now. My b.
In my defense, we were doing just fine 
until I had to use legal terminology. I struggle with that in English. 

Wednesday: law school apps were turned in, ain't nothing gonna bring me down.

Thursday: Snow day! Boss Man was letting people go early because of the inclement weather,
but he made me wait a disgusting amount of time.
I finally got permission to leave around 3:30,
which is definitely better than my usual end time of 7:30 or 8. 
But still. 

Friday: Someone left the office unlocked on Thursday & Boss Man's gun was stolen out of his desk.
God help us all.
We now have to have a staff meeting about correct lock-up procedure. 
Ugh.  

Saturday: working on Saturdays is slowly killing me. I just don't wanna.