In the words of Kid Rock, this is "for all my hoods of the world misunderstood" and "all my homies in the county in cell block six".
If you don't understand the title of this post to be a What About Bob? quote twisted for situational comedy, then go rent a copy (RIP Blockbuster) and figure out your life.
(You know you want to click that link.)
This will be a lifestyle blog. As in, the life and styles of Yours Truly. I am not a blogger by nature (is anyone, really? PHILOSOPHY, Y'ALL.), but I am very good at talking about myself. I've been told that I should blog, and like any 20-something who doesn't know what to do with her life, I follow orders well.
1. I fully embrace my Southern roots with pearls & monograms & all the crazy that flows forth from said roots.
2. I am very Texan. I don't feel like I need to elaborate on that.
3. My sassiness will speak for itself. Often, it speaks for me, as well.
4. I'm super duper Catholic. Just call me Mary Katherine Gallagher.
(Go ahead and give that one a little clickety-clack, too.)
Anything else you find out about me will be because I'm not a very good spy. Or because I'm bad at secrets. Or because you plied me with alcohol (feel free).