ABCDE...INTJ

Alrighty. 

This was supposed to be out yesterday, but I got tired & lazy. 

That's my excuse every time, but whatever. 

Life's hard. 

I adore my new Dallas neighborhood. 

Last night, we walked to the bars. 

Unfortunately, the bars as a post-grad are even worse than they were in college. 

I've never been a going-out person; give me a house party any day. 

But last night was a rude awakening. 

School's started up again, so the place was crawling with SMU children.

I couldn't focus on anything because the conversations going on around me

were borderline retarded and fully-fledged offensive. 

Anytime you quote DMB in a list of goals, you're doing something wrong. 

Also, I always regret the amount of clothing I wear when going out. 

Like, apparently fully-dressed is not the way to go. 

Yep. 

BUT

with all of my job-hunting & questioning-my-life-decisions recently, 

I was inspired to do one of those Myers-Briggs tests. 

Now, I don't know how reliable it is because it was free, 

so I probably shouldn't base any big decisions on this. 

Can't make any promises. 

I am an INTJ--introverted, intuitive, thinking, judging. 

Clearly, my hatred of going out + my disdain for people in general 

speak of an introverted nature. 

I have no argument for that one. 

I focus on the future, probably way too much--intuitive. 

My belief that emotions are weakness demonstrates both thinking & heartlessness. 

I'm cool with that. 

Which is probably why I give this reaction a lot:

Love you, Daniel Desario. 

I like to at least have some semblance of a plan for everything.

I have to-do lists on my to-do lists. 

Judging. 

Apparently, we're super rare, comprising only 1-4% of the population. 

That's probably a good thing

since apparently we're FREAKING INSANE. 

Take those four traits individually and all is well & good. 

Combine them and you've got a serial killer. 

Analytical, anti-social, hatred of authority--psychotic.

Examples of INTJs:

Hannibal Lecter

Napoleon

The Brain (of Pinky and the...)

V (for Vendetta)

Vito Corleone 

Ted Kaczynski (the Unabomber)

Sure, there's some good examples of INTJs. 

But I feel like the psychos outweigh any of those good examples. 

Moral of the story: let's not be surprised if I go crazy some day. It's meant to be. 

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