All About That Case

Because you know
I'm all about that case
'Bout that case, no settle
I'm all about that case
'Bout that case, no settle
I'm all about that case
'Bout that case, no settle
I'm all about that case
'Bout that case

Yeah, it's pretty clear, I ain't on law review

But I can fake it, fake it

Like I'm supposed to do

'Cause I got that journal that all the 2Ls chase
And all the right cites in all the right places

I see all the gunners workin' that Mock Court stuff
We know that shit ain't real
C'mon now, make it stop
If you got coffee, coffee, just raise it up
'Cause every inch of you is stressed
From the bottom to the top


I couldn't finish it. I'm weary of finding analogies to law school, and I am fairly behind on reading for class. BUT this song has been running through my head since I started school and it kept turning into a weird parody, so I'm hoping that writing it down will exorcise it from my mind.

Now I'm off to study, workout, and run errands because they were not joking when they said there's no rest for the wicked -- and I decided to become a lawyer. #lawyerjokesfordayz

If you're ever so lucky, I'll find the time & effort to write a real post this weekend. Cross your fingers...